Prayer of the Week

Prayer of the Week: Lord of feast, You have prepared a table before all people and poured out Your life with abundance. Call us again to Your banquet. Strengthen us by what is honorable, just and pure, and transform us into a people of righteousness and peace, through Jesus Christ, our Savior and Lord. Amen.

A Blessing to Share: May Jesus pour his love into your heart. May you be filled to the brim with his living water, a spring gushing up to eternal life. Amen.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Just for laughs.... The Evil Dark Lord, Princess, Nobody and ......

One fine day in this dark castle....

Evil Dark Lord," HAHAHA!!!! Shout all you can. Nobody is coming to save you!!! Buahahaha."
Princess," ARRRRR!!! Help ME!!!!!."

And Nobody came along to save the princess..

Nobody," My princess!!! I'm here to save you!!!."
Evil Dark Lord," Oh well.... Speak of the Devil...."

And the Devil came along and said,

"WHAT?!"

Evil Dark Lord with his hands on his head," Oh my God!"

And God came along and said,

"Who called for me?!"

Evil Dark Lord," What?! Nobody called for you!"
Nobody," What?! When did i call for God?"

And the devil and god fought...

The evil dark lord went to MENTAL HOSPITAL and Nobody and the princess lived happily ever after...




Nobody," My princess, your adams apple is bigger than mine!!!"
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