Prayer of the Week

Prayer of the Week: Lord of feast, You have prepared a table before all people and poured out Your life with abundance. Call us again to Your banquet. Strengthen us by what is honorable, just and pure, and transform us into a people of righteousness and peace, through Jesus Christ, our Savior and Lord. Amen.

A Blessing to Share: May Jesus pour his love into your heart. May you be filled to the brim with his living water, a spring gushing up to eternal life. Amen.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

29th dec today.... The new year's gonna come and then... yet another semester of mugging will follow.

29/12.. Its a date whee quite a few of my friend have their their birthdays on. Namely, Timothy and Grace..

Met Timo and Kit today for squash... Woke up early today and had nothing to do. So the itchy hand of me msged Amanda asking her whether she wants to play sqush not. To my surprise, she said yes! LOL.. I surprised that her rply took less than 5 minutes cause normally she takes like 3 to 5 hours to reply la! Oh well... Good to have her there though i din really expected her to say yes. =D

And there was kunjian also. Of cos.. the squash khakis from my BB side. I had a great game though. Even though its not exactly a game but yea... I'm pretty satisfied with my strokes and everything. Maybe it works watching squash on youtube before going to play ar.. More inspiration and techniques to learn. And of cos, i can only try them on chun kit.

hmmm.... new year's coming... what will be my new year resolution? and what will be yours? =D

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Arrrr! Updates!

Ok.. Realised my passport was expired. But i went to make anyone already... Everyone ws like saying it takes 2 weeks.. Heng ar.... 3 working days is all i need!!! Passport by 31st!

I going to malaysia for MC trip from 3rd to 6th jan... Gonna be fun with all the paintball, go kart, sunway lagoon and shopping!

My lappy isn't back with me yet. Am missing it so much. I love my lappy.

S/Ued Biz Law... Cap better now... Yet... Not good enough.

Learnt archery today!! In BB... My left arm became bruised by rope burn cos my arm was in the way of the rope when i shot. Pain.. But ok... I can get to the red parts now!! Which is beside the yellow bullseye.

Had a very nice dream yesterday. Maybe it reflects my thought vividly... Maybe its gonna be a deja vu. Anyway... Its really sweet. =)

Am gonna go to Tim's birthday party later!

Cut my hair yesterday..

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

dear god dear god... T-T

i don't understand already.... Christmas is my fav hols of the year.

The presents you bestowed on me.

-a sleepless night, a chuiied result and a laptop that just crashed on me.

*laughing out loud*

i really did my best... tell me dear lord... its really time to show me the way.
craziness~

*sits down and stare into blank space*

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

church camp's tml..... may the lord bless us with good weather... let you people learn your word through us lord.. and finally, let us have fun while drawing nearer to you..

amen...

Sunday, December 14, 2008

A christmas message...

A young and successful executive was travelling fast down a neighbourhood street in his new jaguar car. He was looking out for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something.

As his car passed, a child appeared, and a brick smashed into the Jaguar's side door. He slammed on the brakes and spun the Jaguar back on the spot from where the brick had been thrown. He jumped out the car, grabbed the kid and pushed him up against a parked car, shouting," what was that all about abd who are you? What are you doing?" Angrily, he went on. "That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?"

"Please mister please, i'm sorry. I din't know what else to do!" pleaded the youngster. "I threw it because no one would stopped." Tears dripped down the boy's chin as he pointed around the parked car. "Its my brother," he said. "He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and i can't lift him up."

Sobbing, the boy asked the executive," Would you please help me to get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he is too heavy for me."

Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He ifted the young man back into the wheelchair and took out his handkerchief and wiped the scrapes and cuts, checking to see that everything was going to be okay.

"Thank you, sir. And God bless you," the grateful child said to him. The man then watched the little boy push his brother to the sidewalk towards their home. It was a long walk back to his Jaguar... a long, slow walk. He never did repair to the side door. He kept the dent to remind himself not to go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at him to get his attention.

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Life whispers in your soul and speaks to your heart. Sometimes, when you don't have time to listen... Life throws a brick at your head. It's your choice: Listen to the whispers of your soul or wait for the brick!

Do you sometimes ignore loved ones because your life is too fast and busy leaving them to wonder whether you really love them?

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

going slc tml...... mix of feelings.... but more of being sianz to go to the camp.. hmmm

hopefully its more of a resort chalet thingy rather than the fop type..

Sunday, December 07, 2008

i'm sorry lord...

had my officer's dg today... once a month thingy... good thing i came.. and i felt really really bad. for my attitude towards you...

thermo is a module in which i really put in a lot of hard work. and i got so emo and frustrated when i read the textbook thrice and i still can't remember everything. =/ and when i got to my kitchen and saw no food, i got angry... with god...

as i went to bed straight with my 2 breads feeling emo and angry, i turned to him and asked...

"what is it that you want me to do?!"

"i've been preparing my fields, but where's your rain?!"

he din give me an answer..

with an urge to burst, i prayed hard in my bed.

so when i was sharing my secular life in school in dg today, i seem to have a lot to share.. what my job is in engin club, my studies and all in all, it seems like i have been fruitful... though not in my core modules which i chuiied in. i'm proud to be where i am in school now, in my work in church in camp com, in BB...

however... when it was the round of sharing our walk with god. my mind went blank. and suddenly i felt damn damn bad. cause all i can remember is that i got angry with god... and as i share... i began to tear a bit but i managed to keep myself under control. in front of my dg leader daniel and officer, boon chun, i felt helpless.

i always remembered how i always prayed after exam, after crystallography and thermo which i totally crashed...

"god i will always praise you. no matter what..."

yup... straight after the exams.. all i did was to close my eyes, hold my fist together and pray...

i really did my best... and i'm powerless without you...

back to the sharing... yup.. i got very apologetic... and that became my confession for the day. and i gained a very valueable lesson for the day... i finally know how i looked at my god...

why do we christians have the ability to be angry? when the worshippers of other religions will only rever their gods. a simple analogy was put across. why dun buddhists and taoists turn angry with their gods?? the reason is simple. cos their god is a source for winning 4Ds, getting good results! its a man-serving god! maybe its the same for other religion? i'm not sure but one thing is for sure... they all fear their gods. (khai if you're reading this, i'm sorry for my ignorance)

what do we see god as christians? what is he to me... i start to ask myself this qns. i know that answer from the start. i see him as my father... other than my biological father. and like daniel had said and which i agreed.. i was acting like a child throwing my temper at him when i became angry with him. seriously i had been angry before... but thermo really made me lose it. and i aimed my temper at him..

why is it that we christians dare to question him? and even be angry with him?... i know why... cos we all know that god is good. simple enough? we all know that he is not a man-serving god. though we all like to picture him that way as it serves our purpose. we all pray.. for our purpose, our wants, and of cos for others, for his kingdom to be glorified. i'm guilty of this. through my walk, i have been turning him into a man-serving god.. unknowingly... there is this 2 sided nature in all who has come to know the truth, which others do know have. we have a choice now. we can choose to follow our instincts/human nature or choose to remember what jesus did and choose to do what he would have choosen. for others? they can only follow their values and human nature as there do not know the truth.

now it really comes to the point of remembering what jesus did for us to split the veil.. his death which provided a bridge, a link for us to our father. this is what we all believe in. he died to save us. so we have a choice now... he had come to save us a few thousand years back... when daniel remind me... the nails that nailed him to the cross, the movie passion of christ which really made me cry out saying forgive me lord for my past ignorance, i realise i cannot be angry with god anymore. or rather... i cannot bear to be angry with him anymore. how can you be angry with someone who died to save you? its just wrong. my eyes are opened once again. and i felt my walk with god aligned back in track. i was lost and my heart hardened, just as daniel has confessed... my heart was hardened.. and i thank him for sending daniel... to break my heart again.. so as he can mould me for his cause. its a good wake up call.

The sermon today was "The God of Comfort". From Isaiah 40:1-11... Wat a nice coincidence... he is where i find comfort in... my source of security when i'm afraid so that i can comfort others. This book is a hard book to digest... First half all bout the wrath of god and then to the promise and grace of god... maybe i should read that someday. sharks... i haven been doing qt. yup! i'm guilty as charged!

and thus i've gotten myself a daily bread... i promised it shall not be a daily task, but a way of communicating with him while learning the many valueable lesson which he gives.



i drew this during sermon with my gtech... =DD and that was supposed to be dennis in front of the altar in luther hall. i had no space for the band. maybe next time... den can piece together. i did listen to sermon k... and yes... the altar is where we have our communion also.. this is not the sanctuary though. its much much nicer. expecially in christmas service..

after service was a 2-3 hrs camp com meeting. lotsa things to do.. and i'll be burning my next week in clubroom. crap. luckily there's kenneth and guoquan man. or else i'm dead.

i'm glad now.. that i'm renewed... thanks to daniel. thanks to you my lord..

let me glorify your kingdom... and pull me back... if i ever stray again...

Monday, December 01, 2008

angry! hmpf!

but its over!

dear god..... i hope you're watching over me... i'm treading in shit now...

let only thy will be done on me.....

Sunday, November 30, 2008

*pout*

arrhhhhh!!!!!!

can time pass even slower?! whats the matter with the clock!!!
Take my hand, I'll take the lead
And every turn will be safe with me
Don't be afraid, afraid to fall
You know I'll catch you threw it all

And you can't keep us apart (even a thousand miles, can't keep us apart)
'Cause my heart is (cause my heart is) wherever you are

It's like catching lightning the chances of finding someone like you
It's one in a million, the chances of feeling the way we do
And with every step together, we just keep on getting better
So can I have this dance (can I have this dance)
Can I have this dance?


2nd last paper tml!! Thermo... Seems like the most prepared yet the least.

Den its mno!

gosh... i just realise. much to do.. after the battle of the semester

1. club admin which has fallen on me.
2. handing over of stores.
3. asset list
4. clubroom cleanup
5. ippt
6. mc trip planning
7. slc camp
8. CHURCH CAMP

* not to forget my BB commitments which i can't really fulfill

i wonder wat comes next.. *ponders*

i hope my cap dun chui below 3.5... *prays hard*

and...............

=)

Saturday, November 29, 2008

last saturday spent mugging my life away...

with christmas just round the corner.. *smilez*



yup!.. its a G-tech!!! my favourite pen which incidentally happens to be the pen which i lose most oftenly... maybe cause i keep lending them to others and forgetting who i lend to.

anyway.. i won't lose this =D and its blue!!! hahaha and its got my name on it! and .... yay!

this is the season.... my favourite season of all time... christmas...

this has always been the rainy season of the year, thus making this time of the year the coolest, literally and figuratively. i still remember when i was young. from 3 i guess, i started going to my aunt's for christmas parties, then i'll have lotsa presents cos i was young!. Best thing was i get to see my cousins, who are much much older than me, 7-10 years who plays with me all the time till they shag out. maybe kids have unlimited energy... just like my baby cousins now.

ok i'm revising thermo and typing this the same time... hahaha

Thursday, November 27, 2008

D-Day +1

Got owned by 2 papers!... yesterday.

-.-"...........

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I'll Worship at Your Throne 
Whisper my own love song
With all my heart I'll sing
For You my Dad and King
I'll live for all my days
To Put a smile on Your face
And when we finally meet
It'll be for eternity

Ok!!! i'm back at home now having my dinner. =) 

and as usual... dinner is my time to relax and do something else except study. and here i am!!! blogging!!

sharks... when my bro drove my resupply to my school, i forgot to tell them about my crystal notes... haha.. cannot bother them again, so here i am... back home to grab them.

ok... think i'll finish crystal till the mid terms level by today. hopefully i remember everything ba... good thing is... is open book.=D yea... great...

ok... watch ten brothers le! be back in school later~

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

woohoo!!!

god you are seriously crazy!!! hahaha!!

so happy and shaggedddd now...

to think i can have one chapter left for biz law... more time for others!

haven bath yet and hungry... =(

goshhhhh.... *rant rant rant*

Monday, November 17, 2008

as the war drums starts rolling......

this is it. the eve of the final battle of this sem. once again i stand in front of a formidable foe, which i thought i would never face again after the defeat of pc1431.

the war marks on my armour, the battle scars on my flesh..
they'll remind me of my complacency.

here now i'm removing the tarnish on my armour, as i will bring glory once again.

my fields will be readied, for the rain.

my promise to you lord.

Friday, November 14, 2008

woohoo... i just reached home... mno review lect today... mugged a bit in wenhao's thermo lect, in which i was mugging also... after that was santa clausing with our welfare pack to office people..

being in the mc, i guess its inevitable that you'll touchdown in the clubroom each and everyday of your life. i guess its just a really nice place to go back to when you're having breaks or simply just to hang out when your day had ended.

my first song on my itunes... My sacrifice....

guess i'm sacrificing time for grades?? haa... sounds lika an accountant who mugs so hard in college to get a degree, and then to sell time of their short short lives in exchange for good money.

not quite the profession i have in mind. though i thought about it and almost applied to bizad.

and so this is me now, taking some time off my mugging time, and even more now... just cause i want to relax and do nothing for a while more, to listen to music. how i wish i had chair like the "parker lounger" which joey and chandler have. it'll be good to sit down, read something thought provoking and listen to some music. All that, maybe only after the exams..

ok... its like 1845 now.. think i should start reading my multicomponent, multiphase, reacting systems.

Friends.... see ya soon during dinner. =D

jiayou ba.. eveybody~

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

yay! i passed my mid terms. Haa.. Though its a bit too late now that i'm at the eve of the finals already.

Did ok for biz law assignment, passed my MLE cores, CM was ok... I'm satisfied. Though i might tend to rant about how careless, how many nights i slept over..

I'm happy enough.

Now to swallow textbooks to internalise... haa!

Thank God. =D

you're the best~

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

hmmm... what can i say... Avenue Q's GREAT!!!!

I'm really really happy to catch it. =D

Monday, November 03, 2008

Getcha head in the game!!

ok i'm dining now at home.. like finally... and i'm taking the chance to blog since i need other time to mug. =)

Things done:
return lcd projector
loaned exibition board for wendy
finished one pager

To be done:
collect exhibition boards
finish my claims
return cac screen
mc jacket

seems like i'm busy whole year round too! ahaa.. and i thought my job was gonna be slack. =P

since stepping up as hon a, though not the original hon gen which i ran for initially, i quite liked my job. hon gen's job seems a bit aloof now for me, dealing with subclubs more than the mc.

as hon a, i dun really know actually what i'm doing/ supposed to do by constitution. My job now? support my mc members in resource/logistics from office, try to be an avenue for directors to come to when they have problems with bookings, need logistics, and a source for advice especially in terms of FOP which i have knowledge of only. On the admin side, jiahan's doing all that she can to cover everything ADMIN-LY which renders her really darn busy. So far, toking to her, i only took over the mailing service. Maybe i should do the bookings too since many many of the directors come to me straight.

anyway, i just finished my bbq. my only project which wasn't really well done. oh well..

ok. 1/4 or maybe 1/2 way through the term, i grew to like engin club a lot. partly is because eddi, cheehong, louelle is there... partly is because of the people contact i have with the mc. weird or what, i'm very satisfied when people come to me and ask for something which i have answer to. i like being the person who creates a breather for people. As in, they will always have the," phew lucky khengsoon can settle for me" mentality. its totally NOT about pride.

i've being in the situation where my officers always have the answer. they will always be my last line of defense, but of course before god. i will always look up to them, even till when i am old. They will always be my avenue for advice solution.

this is what i aim to be. this is one reason why i am in engin club. eddi needs help, i'll be there. cheehong needs help, i'll be there. louelle needs help, i'll be there. just as how they are there for me when i needed an extra hand. no only did an extra hand surface out of nowhere, i have pairs of hands who had something better to do, but they came to my aid to make a difference, to create a breather for me.

coming to that. i know i have many gfs that i can summon. dun be mistaken. i meant guardan force. not girlfriends. wenhao is one who never complains when i asked for his aid. and one thing which made me super super glad, he became the rag vice director. no one would have expected him to be in engin club! but he did join, and to the most unlikely com, rag.

back to my topic. i am not wise. i am not good. but i am learning to be good, to be wise. who says join engin club can chui cap? i will show people the opposite. this sem, i will pull my cap, while serving my tiny weeny bit in engin club.

ok enough of ranting. to my directors... even to my VPs, i'm always available. my hands are tiny, but they do work. =D

The lord's love - the neverending source of my faith, my love and my courage...

Sunday, November 02, 2008

hmmm... all mixed up.

maybe its time to sleep. =)
na na na na, na na na na... yea....
you are the music in me...

FINALLY the week is over!!! 2 lab reports down and my BBQ was a success. =P

Seriously, for my labs, many thanks to my group mates... Raymond and Huang yao.. I feel like i'm leeching on them throughout the whole semester. Felt damn bad but.... I'm trying to type more. =P At least i found out the meaning on the derivative curve this time!!! And the dH=TdS during viva.

Next is the BBQ on fri.. Really need to thank MC buds!! Eddi and Cheehong. Haha.. From the buying of food till the setting up and then to the cleaning up, they never left. Thanks to Eddi for the planning stage, i dun do projects much so i dun really microplan stuff. Den comes the shopping and staying over when we 3 guys share the same sofa bed, had our hands marinated in oyster sauced chicken which turned out really nice. Of cos i dragged one more person... Miss louelle teo to hold my calculator.=P Who better to do it besides the honfin??

On the execution, the plan was actually very simple. Separate the pits and spread the food. Din plan much also. Quite luan hor. But BBQ is quite self run de ma. The MC was very nice and helpful... Who i see, and those i din... Tracy filled up the tumblers for me! Filled and washed. She's the woman man! Khai  and Leo with the fire safety buckets. Actually i forgot who collect the grills with me.. Should be khai?? Hahha.. Finally its Roy and Wendy and Weilei for the starting of fire on all the pits. Roy's darn fast with the fire la! HAHA~ But his fire always gets put out by the fanning which gets him going," hey my fire!!!" He's damn funny! Thanks to wende and his mum for the bee hoon. Those it disappears quite fast, i think no other cook can do better in feeding us. Its the hungry ghost festival in engin man. Not halloween. Heng Nat and Weilei stepped up and entertained the profs. Or i'll be very very BUSY.

I think Eddi and Cheehong's the 2 people who knows whats going on. Mr eddi spreading my love(food) to the people, telling me what i missed out and stuff. Cheehong had a bad back after the BBQ. Heng everyone ate their fill.

One more person besides the 2 VP who stood by me, answering my every call when i needed help. Mr Au Yeong Wenhao. Rag vice director. Somehow it feels weird to type his designation. He din stay back as much, he din marinate chicken with me, but whenever he's around, he's always getting work from me, and he never complained. At least i din remember any. =P I'm really happy that i have such buddies in school.

Though the late opening, the constant forgetting of stuff, the BBQ was quite ok. The support i had was great. One emo thinker, one super duper hardworker, one stoneface who always gets shit from me and last my calculator and shopping list holder. =P

*I'll be around if anyone needs help. I promise.

Lastly. Thank god. For the clear weather, having all the people full which is my objective. You've answered my prayers yet again...

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Quick Rants....

Arrr!!! I can't seem to do my Chem tutorial... Sharks... I'm losing steam on mugging liao.. Has been unsuccessful since the mids... Hmmm.. Arrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway.. I couldn't study today really.. Actually i could have... But i tried doing the chem lab. Killer. So i decided to cycle out...

Cycle to yck to restring my racquet with kit. From there to Northpoint Mac to meet jack and daniel.... Den to Chong Pang for mee hoon kueh and den home... Flew a few times on my way back... Still kicking here!!! So i'm ok... 

btw... racquet stringed!!! 

haha.. ushering tml.... tie, shoes, pants and shirt tml!!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Why are you so downcast, O my soul?
Why so disturbed within me?

Put your hope in God,
for i will yet praise him,
my saviour and my God.

Psalm 43:5

Ever since knowing christ, i have nothing but faith and the God i believe in. He is a good god. He is discerning. He is loving, compassionate and forgiving... He is everywhere and he sees us.

My covenant with God: To never doubt him, to never disown him. To have faith in him, to be a good soldier of Christ.

To others i have been proud to say that i'm christian. I'm have accepted him in my life, but am not baptized. The last which is a wish i have not fulfill due to family reasons. Does this make me a genuine believer? I ponder somehow sometimes as i have nothing to give. What can i give to God which i don't already have? My answer? My each and every action dedicated to the glorification of his kingdom, my faith that he will always be there for me.

Yes... I'm a genuine believer. I'm waiting for the miracle, where i can have the wine, and the bread, for the remembrance of you. You've put in in your church, i believe the miracle will not be long.

I'm definitely on my toes on being a practising disciple. All i've learnt, limited but powerful, i will put in my actions. Not only to glorify your kingdom, but to reach out to people, saying that," Look at me! I'm a son of God. And on me you will see a a copy, not whole but a glimpse of the goodness of the Lord my God. For God is infinitely better than me." In this human body, i hope, my heart will not be hardened, so you can teach me in each and your every ways, how to be like you, and in my actions, affect people so that they become like you. AMEN!

I believe that i haven been much of a fruitful witness. Maybe its cause i haven witnessed much either. My testimonial comes from my faith. And my faith, untested like the Singapore army. I do hope my faith is as strong. From a movie i watched,"I will praise him when things go my way, i will praise him when things do not go my way. No matter what, i will praise him."

God doesn't plan for stuffs to go wrong. Of course he is almighty and could have prevented it. But he allows even the worst things to happen. Quoting an example, he allows woman to become prostitutes, crooks to be successful in raping women. Does this mean that God is blind and that he is evil? No. He allows things to happen, and then will come salvation on the people he so loved. Righteous unbelieving Priest and a repentant believing Prostitute, who will see heaven first? I'll tell you, its the prostitute. All it takes is to believe and repent with a genuine heart. Sometimes its just a way for people to realise that God is there, after all these bad things.

Praise him.....

Todays sermon... An impact on me...

1. Are you a genuine believer?
2. Are you a practising disciple?
3. Are you a fruitful witness?

Faith, Love, Hope


How much of each of them do i have?

Faith: An attitude possessed by a believer, in trust of God.
Love: An attitude given for your neighbours, for your family, for your friend, for your enemies.
Hope: An attitude bestowed by god unto a believer, for a believer.

Faith gives us the reason to work. We have faith, so we know that whatever we worked, we will get returns.(Spiritually) Have faith.

Hope keeps us persevering. Hope is knowing that things will get better, cause God is there. If there's no hope, people gives up. Have hope...

Love gives us the reason to sacrifice. A sentence says it all. "He ain't heavy, he's my brother." None of that is true without love. Love your enemy, its the hardest.
Love...

Somehow today's church is very fruitful to me. Strucked me in the head. But i know.... I am growing.. And i'm enjoying my walk with him.

Thanks..... God....

Friday, October 17, 2008

=)

Today's a good day... I had viva which was as expected, me outta the window again. Oh well, i tried to prepared with lab report la. But nvm.. Next time i shall sit on the right. Seems like the "right" person always gets the easiest qns. I've been on the left for the last 3 viva liao. Chuiied.. but nvm...

I had squash today. In a long long time. Since my string broke.

I feel happy. Though my legs are aching badly now... And my arm. -.-" Seems like i haven worked out for a long time. 2 hrs of squash. =P

To complete the squashing experience, i had SUBWAY! Footlong to replenish what i've lost in the game with louelle. =)

The night's a fun working night too. I'm in charge of the holding area 1. Moving ppl, on the ground stuff. I'm the man for the job. =) I have 4 freshies in Engin Camp. Haha.. Good to see them there. I hope more will come though...

The whole thing ended bout 8++? Mac and FOCC discussion!!! I wanna be in FOCC!!! Hahha.. Thats what i told Eddi... We had an amazing discussion man. Retro theme... Eugene with his broadway, zihong and his back to school and khai with his battle of the bands. Totally loving FOCC now. I dun even mind dancing in the rag dance if its retro. Seriously =P

Mission yesterday was a success. Except my pliers and plastic bag. =P.

And "yes i am" is the ans to eddi from yesterday night's convoy.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Weary.... Tired... Its all i can think of now.

Ended my last week with an overnight gaming session in school from fri to sat, den a camp com meeting on sat straight away and den recce till late afternoon without sleep... Sunday got cell, camp com meeting and the start of my project. All which ended me in late nights every night.

Actually i was quite lost for the for this whole week. The midterms drained much of the life in me. Trying to get on track yet again. I have to settle the subcom bbq which is happening next week. Arrr crap. Nice that now a lots quite done. My projects done too.

Now pray......

*rambles*

I need more sleep............ maybe this weekend ba....

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Did i even mention my midterms are over?! Hahaha!!!! I'm so happy that i can just sit around in my rocking chair, feel yhe breeze on my ace and just feel blessed. Its just magnificient to be able to take a step back in life, stop your footsteps and just relax. And have a glass of bubble tea just right beside you. Hmmm... Attractive huh..

Mood after mids: Estatic!
Its a feeling that you get from finishing finals. No matter how you did, you know its over. For me at least. Its a feeling of nothingness. A bit like the feeling after engin camp. From having a lot to read/do every second to total nothingness, Though its not that true la. But yea... self declared leave for myself in these 3-4 days. How i wish that'll last longer? Oh well... I have sabbath tml!

updates:
just finsh mids...
stayed in school for 4 nights
gamed in school overnight just last night
amazing talk cock session with wenhao, edi and yman
church camp meeting and recce.......

i'm stoned now a bit.

Company of heros is fun!

*pray*
you're amazing in each and every of your ways... let your will be done, as i bring glory to your kingdom.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

What a busy day today has been...

Woke up at 10+ in the morning to start to mug... MLE 2101 is seriously crystallising my brain now.

Drove my folks to bukit batok at around 1430to a temple. Ok... I was made to hold the joss stick again.. HOWEVER, i know that its wrong and all i did while holding them was to ask for forgiveness from god. Hahaa... One god, now and always will be!

Went back to clubroom to get the video cam. She left it back in internal room to charge. Anyway... How come the desktop doesn't have internet connection? And why is the monitor on?

Anyway.. We went to my maternal grandparent's place. Visit my uncles... Oh yea... Drove the most today!!

I love to drive. Haha... A break from studies.....

Woot!!! Prince of Egypt downloaded!!!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Soldier of Christ Jesus

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding;
in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make you path straight.

PRO 3:5-6

Saturday, September 27, 2008

ok. what am i doing here when i'm supposed to study?

simple. I can't seem to concentrate on my text. I'm growing tired of thermo... Really... I dun even know whether partition function is included in mid terms. Its not even covered in tut...

and now there's F1.. Omgosh...

somebody ask me to study plsss...

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Engin Club Appreciation Dinner 08

The first time of my life have such a formal dinner, except in weddings. My first time in blazer suit and my first time having to entertain VIPs. A wonderful glamourous occasion.

In my attire, or rather our attires, we all looked like hoteliers, especially with our nametags on. The event started with camwhoring, tons of pics, millions of flashes and of course, glam and unglam pics taken.

The real thing started at about 7+ where i had to look for the prof that i was escorting. Vice head of MSE, Associate Prof Li Yi. Pretty nice man, married with 2 children. His attire wasn't really the formal type but he's really a nice old chap. I had Chee Hong to entertain him with me as we sat at our table. On the otherside was a Miss Magdalene from EAS. Nice lady who shares lotsa her experiences.

Its a nice dinner where manners are really table manners are impt. Cant eat too much, mind your image... Even though i ended up cracking jokes a couple of times. Goodness...

Now its official...

Mr Sie Kheng Soon
Honorary Assistant Secretary
31st Management Committee
Engin Club, NUS

Clubroom Cleanup....
The conference room as packed as usual.. The clubrooms neat and tidy.. Empty... Really nice now... Everything's working again and no more mites!

I feel good now...

My own shelf, pigeon hole....

Sunday, September 21, 2008

ENGIN DAY 2008...

Started with the usual friday afternoon MNO lect... Its sorta a have fun and watch video in lecture type of lesson.

After that was SHOPPING again for appreciation dinner with louelle. Shoes, ties and belt. Had to get the remaining missing stuff on friday as there'll be no time liao... Went to suntec and did my "go in and conquer".... First for the shoes from Tracce, Belt from Man Studio and Tie from a pushcart store... Luckily louelle was there to provide the ladies' point of view on what's nice and what's not, or else i'll be pretty damn lost. Besides that, louelle had to get her heels!!! Hahaha.. We got to Marina Square for her heels after my shopping. Without much effort, we found ourselves in front of U.R.S where she got her heels.. LOL... Girls stuff are much cheaper man.... But they have too many varieties. Too many to see!

Anyway, we got our stuffs in 2-3 hrs i think? Hahha.. Yea!!!! Ready for the dinner with my suit and her dress!

After that was shopping or materials for ahem.... To make a ahem.... So ya... Heng eddi liked the ahem.... But it costed him... Hahhaa... Oh well... As long as ahem likes ahem... Thats all that matters i guess? Hahha...

Mamma Mia was the main event of the day!


This is by far the best movie i saw this year... Totally worth the 4 bucks.... Hahaha... Should say thanks sebas??? Hhaha... Even if its 10.50, its worth it... Started out funny though, cause i'm not really used to watching a muscial movie, besides High school musical... This is really good.... Mamma mia... Here we go again!!!! My, my, how can i resist you.... Gonna watch the muscial when they come! =P

Next up and my first musical... AVENUE Q!


IFG FINALE

Yep... We went there to support ENGIN at the finale as well as take pics with the trophys.. Workshop by ethan after that and then BOtAK JONES... Kaoz... Its ex.....

SUNDAY INTERCONTINENTAL BUFFET

In short. BIG buffet after church... Shiok... Thanks Winston and Boon Chun!!!! Hahhaha... I'm still full!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

i'm in clubroom now... eddi's sleeping on the sofa and we're waiting to go for biz law lect...

guess now's a good time for me to pen down some of my thoughts...

*blank*

guess i'm a little tired, physically and mentally.

i will walk on...

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Yet another hell week over...

This week is full of adrenalin rush.. Firstly, this is the tutorial week where i have all the tutorials, i have a MLE lab report due, together with my first ever viva, 2 MLE2102 assignments due on thurs and we only got to know it on monday evening, a Pcell meeting on wed, and lastly shopping for my blazer suit.

Bascially, i have been slogging for the start of the week, till thurs when i finally decided to just relax and sit back after all jobs are done.

Shopping was great! Really loved the blazers in zara but they do not carry size 44! DAMNED! Had to settle for the blazer suit in g2000 in the end. They look nice too. Hahaha... We went vivo and orchard for 3 times in total. Hahaha. Who says shopping is for girls? =P Louelle got her dress too from wisma... Looks totally gorgeous.

Had our first ever officer's DG today. A round of intro and some questions and sharing... Nice... Besides that, i'll have my 2 times a month DG too.. Looks like i'm gonna have 3 DGs a month from now on... Well its good! I'm enjoying the word of god as i learn.

Dance performance by Michelle Ong later!

laters~

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Lesson for the day..

Had the same old routine today which meant going to church and all. DG in the morning that and den after that was church camp meeting.

What have i learnt today... The Glorification of the lord's kingdom, the cross's meaning and least but not last, forgiveness. Of course... 

Forgiveness.
Man sin since god knows when. We've done wrong, thought wrong and even spoke wrong in days of our lives.  Its all from my layman understanding, and of course from Daniel's lesson from morning. Maybe Daniel can enlighten me some more. However, what makes us christians different from others? Is it because we have a god that's so gracious that once we confess, we'll get forgiven and we get scott free from what we have done?

The answer is No. We do not get scott free from all our sins. When we do confession before each and every service, it is a time for us to repent for whatever wrongdoings we have done, any evil thought we entertained and even curses in which we swore. Wy do we confess before Praise and Worship? Is to prepare our hearts, all renewed knowing that god has forgiven us for we have TRUELY SINCERELY repented to our father and promises not to commit them again in this walk with him.

Ok i digressed. Why do we seek forgiveness then? When we ask for forgiveness, its because we know that we have done wrong against someone, some organisation or even just against him our father. From our actions of asking for forgiveness(sincerely), we are asking for grace from the person we have wronged so as we can be forgiven and not held against with our actions. Its the same when we are doing our confessions to god. For he is forever magnanimous, we know that he is forever forgiving. However, we have to be sure that we do not take advantage of this god that we have come to know. Yes he is gracious, but he is discerning. God is not stupid. He knows whether we are truely repentant. Ok. 

This comes to a situation when somebody does something wrong and we are very unhappy about it. What do we do? It is always simple to say," Forgive and forget." How easy is it if the wrong is really of great magnitude? I guess it'll be the same for any thing. We forgive people as like God has forgiven us. We show grace upon others who needs it more as we are shown grace from our father. In short, we are all sinners and all in need of grace. It is like, we recieved 1 thousand dollars from god, that we won't mind giving 1 dollar to others. With such great grace from god bestowed onto us, we will always have some grace available for other, thus FORGIVE. Here, i won't speak about forget. It is not always forgive and forget. God remembers what we did against him! Just that he is so great that he can overlook the fact and gives us a new state of life. In layman term, its like he still keeps our record of wrongdoings, just that its in the recycle bin now and we have new blank document opened for us to be filled up. 

Forgiveness is not to hold against any people for the wrong they have done unto you. It is giving them the grace, a chance to repent and change to be more godly in their life.

Obedience
So why do we obey the word? Do we know who we are believing in?
These question are easy yet hard to answer. We obey his word, because we love him. Thats Jesus. For all he has done for us on the cross, he has attracted / drawn us to him when he was lifted up from the earth, nailed to the cross. For that simple reason, i am kneeing in font of him, acknowledging him as my saviour, the Christ. Our sins are too much to be forgone that god has to send his only son, a perfectly sinless man to die for us so as we can be totally forgiven, restored to our blank page state. Do we know who we are believing in? Yes. Its jesus christ. His words? The bible.... We obey the word, to be godly, to be like jesus in our life and because we love him.

When we say that we wanna glorify the lord's kingdom, what do we mean actually?
Simple... Its the promotion of god's character, to magnify it in this world and not the usual light shining on a place effect image that we always form in our mind when we speak of glorification. 
Our lives should be led in a way that we glorify his name and kingdom. All we need to do is to ask ourselves whenever we're about to make a decision, "would jesus do this?" I'll call this the Jesus test since i've learnt about the reasonable man test in biz law.

Cross
What does the cross mean? Finally i get to know about the true meaning of the cross. It symbolises capital punishment, in the time of jesus which is the noose now in singapore! It symbolises the putting of the old self, the one we are before we know christ to death, to deny its existence as we are renewed in the walk with jesus now. So now there's a old self, and a new self. The new self, we aim to make it as godly as possible while denying the old self a chance to manifest itself again . Thus, the cross shall always remind us, that we are to deny the our sinful self and to me, it shall serve as a reminder, that Jesus died on the cross for me and by doing that, he brought me to him.

John 12:30-33
Jesus said," This voice was for your benefit, not mine. Now is the time for judgement on this world; now the prince of this world will be driven out. But i, when I am lifted up from the earth, will draw all men to myself." He said this to show the kind of death he was going to die.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

31st first meeting. Engin Club AGM.

Well, after a long and early day of work, its time for AGM... Not to mention the typing of MLE lab report which got me lost and loster. Pardon my english.

Anyway, i managed to finish my part on the calculation for miller indices for NaCl, Fe powder and Aluminium sample. Or rather i just copied nd pasted from eddi. Left some explaining to look up to add into the report.

Anyway, jiahan and me had our first experience amending minutes. She looks so uptight and stressed. Hahha.. Oh well, we got the job done nevertheless. The meeting wasn't so long. Dinner was nice... Louelle was so hungry that she's gobbling down the food most of the time. Hahah... 2 drumsticks! I came bit late... Soon Kueh, 1 X sushi bla bla bla.. The catering was nice... Ryan reminded me on getting the disposable utensils for club... Not to let the caterers have them back.

Okok... She's got me hooked on notpron liao... darn!!! laters~

Monday, September 01, 2008

Busy busy week down. Time to study..

Another week has passed and i'm starting to move out of my comfort zone. The start of the new semester has been fast paced for me since i have decided to run as a MC member in ENGIN CLUB. This will be where my commitment lies for most of the time now.

There are so many stuff that happened, so many thoughts that ran through my mind. Gotta pen them down here. Events that passed... Nominations, Interviews, Rally, Elections, ENGIN BASH and finally the Internal Elections that just passed. I'm a bit tired physically due to the fact that i live in sembawang and the late nights, but am still good to go. =P

Well, i shall start on the elections. There ain't much to do except the printing of flyers and distributing them on the election day. Oh ya... KINLOONG'S birthday was before the elections. Eddi and me stayed back on the eve of election day to do up the printing of flyers and all. Nat, Yongxian, Zi Cheng and Chee Hong was there too. We were all staying in the clubroom relaxing waiting for Zi Cheng to reach cause we had to register him for the NUSSU van orientation course. He reached finally, our butts warmed our seats till it sorta scorched our asses numb. Anyway, i called Zi Cheng to hurry him and a funny way... As i guessed, he was quite lost but made it safe and in one piece to the clubroom nevertheless.

Well it was what i call a MC cohesion too though there's only the few of us there. We got our flyers printed in YIH and i wanted to dismiss Zi Cheng seeing that he really needs some sleep. However, he went back to the clubroom with us to cut the flyers. Nice guy... Good man. Oh yea, Peifen came to join us in clubroom too.

After that, we went to meet Kinloong and Wenhao in Vivo. It was Kinloong's birthday! As we left the clubroom, it was cheehong, eddi peifen and me walking towards the lift to the bus for 188. I realise.. "OMG louelle's in KR terminal!" Turn tail and ran to the central bus stop. Hahah.. Couldn't leave her there to go by herself. Anyway, i din't run much also, no bus on my tail. So we waited for the next 188 to come by, boarded and as we expected, eddi and peifen's on board. Cheehong ps-ed! Hahaha... Louelle drew this birthday card for kinloong. It is really nice. And we get to write in it! The problem is we couldn't as he was there to meet us le. So, we went to Kim Gary and all of us except louelle excused ourselves... Toilet.. Wrote our fill on the cards... We filled our hungry stomachs and went on to dessert in Ben & Jerry's. Sang Kinloong his birthday song which i guess he really deserves as our naga buddy. Would be better if we had a cake though... Oh well... Tried our best.

There's nothing much to mention about in elections. 7th place in votes. Hahaha... Guess girls get more votes? Hahaa... Chui... Jiahan was the ultimate highest vote. All 15 of us went in, and we had supper again... Actually it was only ice cream. So it was mac again!. Guess we have to make mac our official sponsor for ENGIN MC liao...

After that was BASH immediately. Had the only 2 hours MNO lect at 12-2, in which i sat alone for an hour cos wenhao din attend and louelle was late. We sat on the right aisle as the LT was so packed. Seems like a lot of people crashed, like us.. Had lunch and off i went to cut my hair and go for the BASH! It was ok ba... Not as fun as Chess finale night, just a pageant after all. kl, wh louelle and me went off early for porridge in china town. Century egg porridge... Hmmm... Nice..

Internal Elections was bad but not as long as expected. Nat had it for 2 and 1/2 hours. Eddi had it shorter i guess. Cheehong got bombed till he shagged. After that was the post for HonGen which i lost but i have no regrets cause my plans and proposals were acknowledged, even by ethan and lionel. I'm relieved with this. So i was gonna run for Hon A with the same proposal. Guess Jiahan will fit the job better ba.. Hahhaa. The elections adjorned and i slept over in yman's. The second day was faster. Louelle up first and she got it pretty hard too. But she did fine, with her MOTHER as a pillar of support. After was me and i got it easy ba.. After a grueling interview and speech + Q&A for HonGen, guess they expended most of their ammo on me. Oh well, as much as i hate it, i'm taking it fine. As what i always say," Take them one by one as they come."

I was quite disappointed with the loss actually. However, i know that my plans are appreciated. Thus, i'm able to smile, as cheerfully as i can. My nights din go to waste.

Thanks for your msg which brighten up my day (night) literally as it was very encouraging. It was all i needed at that time. I'll be stronger than how i looked to be. About my tone and use of words, haha... I will look into it... Till then, chop chop curry pok!

Thanks to eddi. Though i only managed to read you mail the next day, i know that you really wished that i had been the HonGen. But guess what? Shit happens isn't it. And this isn't exactly the worst shit. Thanks for the encouragement.

Lastly, khai who smsed me too. I'll be an important part, but be sure that everyone in this family is as equally important. Especially you and zihong. Our next wave, will be depending on your both.

Now that the Internals is over, I'm the Honorary Assistant Secretary!

Pls guide me god..... Sure and Stedfast....

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

hectic day today......

suffered a bit of insomnia this morning.. couldn't get to sleep.. in the end i slept for like 4 hours+? Amazing that i'm still here.

Had lab again this morning. The report writing was damn hard. 3 hours to relax during gathering of info, 30 hours of report writing? Crap la. MSE rocks! its testing my patience now.

Lecture was laggi best. I was learning something i had no idea why i'm learning it. No rational at all. Shimon and eddi slept. i was in the middle and i tried my best. Lost at the last 7 slides cos my attention span was over.

After that was rally. Hmmm.. Had bit of jitteries cos i wasn't that prepared. Oh well. Had the gist out can le. Now for elections and internal elections.... OMG.... BZ week desu ne....

Best thing for today. I forgot i was having MNO tutorial. Until wenhao called me. Ran and took bus. Reached in quite a short time and den KL brought me to SR18. Chui lo. Ulu de.

After went to temasek, watched friends, played squash. Won my match but play limted and there're better players. So din get into the team. Oh well. Experience was great. Wished i had my racquet with me. I miss my racquet.

About done with CCA for engin camp. Elections.... hmmm... Jiayou everyone!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Footprints.... Left in school since sem 3 starts.

It has come to the end of the second week in school. Due to the fact that i had decided to run for elections in the 31st MC of the Engin Club, i've been getting home later than usual. Guess thats whats life gonna be once we step up? Oh well, i'm prepared for it anyway. 31st is gonna rock!

Studies is always impt to me. We had an easy day on monday when our lab TA did virtually everything for us in our Xray diffraction lab. He loaded in the samples and started the machines. Readings just came out on the computer and all we did is wait. 2-3 hrs.... The only thing we learnt? How to copy the readings and put them into excel format. We were so stunned when the TA asked us to go for coffee while waiting for the readings! Haaha.. Nv had such a slack lab.The report? We have 2 weeks to prepare it which we all decided to prepare next tues in the lab where 6 of us come together and brainstorm. YAY!!! Eddi and i are like in different groups but we're still together in the same labs. The MLE lecturers really really suck. Seem like i'll really need the textbooks and self studies.... Haiz... One mumbles in gibberish and one doesn't know how to explain concept. We the MSE cohort are always left in bewilderment and *head shakings*. On the other hand, the biz lecturers are damn good till the point that i'm always interested. No regrets taking the biz mods. Hopefully i'll get my DSC 2006 by sunday when appeals are processed.

We had nominations on tues and wed... Filled the form and nail ourselves into the engin club coffin officially. Though its commitment, my passion is flaming once again. Oh well... Haaha.. After that we had interviews for all nominees for confirmation for our status as election candidates. Well its not exactly one of the best thing that happen in the week, but who cares? 5 ppl in the interview room, and all from the P cell. I'm prepared for that already. Like what i always say, Come what may. I'll take it as they comes. After that we had dinner in mac! Till like 2300... Shagged... Luckily i had so much company on my way back home... Poor louelle and sebas.. Walk back hall... BUT THEY LIVE IN HALL!!!! ok... At least now i know i'll have jiahan and cheehong with me till the north. Great!

FIREWORKS CELEBRATIONS 2008!
Went with louelle to this event. Its a people mountain people sea event! Moved off from school after a get to know you session with wendy who's running for publications director held by Nat. The point is, it started to rain quite heavily. Haha.. Luckily i bring my umbrella ALL the time if i have my bag, so we hid under the small "fake burberry" umbrella <--- as deemed by her to the YIH busstop. 95 was a long journey.... The train was ok as it wasn't so packed cos we're going against the rushing crowd going towards boon lay.

After dinner in raffles city, we're on our way looking for the floating platform. Oh well, not much of a looking, we went there straight... Hhahaa... The carnival was hmmm.... Except for the Military band from a sec school.. I forgot... Hahah... Found our WET seats and wiped. Warmed it with our butts. The only thing that caught our attention was the military band performance. Boy they are good. The Band sergeant major had my attention all the time. His playing of the paystick was EXPECTED yet JAWDROPPING. Took pics under my umbrella cos its drizzling a bit... But it cleared in time! Yay! The fireworks was really great, the choreography and music.. Many of the fireworks which we had nv seen before, especially the comet types. Looks like comets bursting into pieces. Its almost on top of us too. Since we're are the first row. A little irritating was the fence in front of us. Bit hard to take pics. Otherwise, its really nice. The classical pieces were in synced with the fireworks display. French fireworks rocks! Now i feel that singapore does spamming of fireworks only.. Hahaha...

Too bad there's no korea part of the performance. I tot there was... Oh well, worth the 18 bucks! Sent her home and went home... We're were like packed sardines in a crushed tin can. Oh well.. Cup noodles at home!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Start of school....

This week was full of ups and downs, not much of downs though.

Firstly, i couldn't get my 6th module DSC2006. In the end, i got my MLE year 3 mod instead. Cock right? Yea. Eddi and me got it and we realised it was suicidal to take it. Its a year 3 module for goodness sake. So we dropped it. 1 point loss, big deal. Anyway, i'm really glad that i dropped it cause it was causing me a few sleepless nights. Stress ar..

After that was engin club running decision making. Got news that Jiahan was gonna run as HonGen also. Well, being the uncompetitive me, i relinquished my claim to that title quite quickly as i wont wanna be a A Hon also.. Haha.. Quite fast of me. Ok la ... I'll be working with her... Oh well. Hopefully i can do a good job up to their expectations.

Picked up a game minesweeper flags.. Haha... Used to avoid mines... Now step on them... Hahhaa.. 2 words... I'm lousy.....

Monday, August 11, 2008

Thank god for the guidance and grace given to me.

Screwed up quite a few times... The tins, the bidding of modules, the balloting, maybe even the streaming.

Oh well. Everything worked in favour, your plan.

Had this cell last sunday. The difference between God's plan and what he allows to happen.
Yes but they are diff issues. The qns to ask is,"Did god plan this to happen? Or did he allow it to happen?" Very intriguing...

My screw ups... He allows it to happen... For me to learn. But he there he is, showing his love and grace, making my lessons painless and working out always, in my favour.

Ok...

God tell me what to do........

Sunday, August 10, 2008

I shall leave this post untitled......

I'm watching 关怀方式 now. Struck my emo string.. Sianz.. Gosh!!!

坐在你的身边是种辛福的体验。

看你看的画面,过你过的时间。

我愿意帮你打扫房间,把身体好好锻练。

好吧。。。 是时候出门了。 

Friday, August 08, 2008

Oweek.... RAG!

Ok i'm waiting the china olympics opening ceremony now. And using the safari i just downloaded when i updated my itunes. Woah... Amazing with all the dictionary for a web browser. 

The 3D2N oweek just ended today. Sentosa, external hunt and then Rag today. I participated in the first game of sentosa which was the tortoise jump game. Crap. Got corn flour over my body la! Thanks to shimon. Kinloong and Wenhao came too but they went back home to get stuffs to stayover. Louelle came too to join the camwhoring which happened later. There's the fashion parade too. Ok.. It almost became a drag queen search. -.-" We managed to get lou to sleep over in LT7A with us. I learnt how to play bridge too!

External hunt took a toil on the unrested louelle. She's damn tired and still had to do bit of rag when she went back to hall for REST? We met george for dinner. Swimming cup from macs! We played bridge after dinner and went to louelle's room for our bags. Supper followed of cos. The tiring day ended in LT7A again for us with louelle buried inside her blanket in her bed. i guess?

Rag day... We had little space and everything's a bit messy. Got my Rag shirt too. The floats and dance were very nice la. KE7 should have won something cos they were really good. Engin's dance were really really nice. Too bad we were'nt in favour. KR and Biz koped almost all the prizes and shields. Oh well, dun care.... 

E.N.G.I.N ROX!!!!

Oh no!!! School's starting....

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Oweek... Flag...

Oweek started again on monday. War games and den night walk... Nothing much. But bidded MNO1001 and DSC2006 again. Hopefully i can get the places.

Today was flag. Woke up 0415 to sign for the tins. Picked louelle up and gae her her shirt. Off to yishun we go.

I lost 5 extra tins. How's that for a start in the day of flagging, when i only started to get into my tempo. Left in the chartered bus i guess. Made a police report for it and had to come back school to sign a form. Oh well. My virgin police report. Hahaha.

Thanks to god i'm in yishun where its my turf. And i know where's the NPC. Somehow, a painless lesson taught by god to me. However, a bit sianz 1/2 but ok.

Ok... Michelle's dance tics are coming also... And i'm bit tired now.

Sentosa tml, external hunt the day after and RAG! 3D2N.

God bless my bidding. For DSC2006 and MNO 1001.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Festival of Praise 2008

Ok... I seem to have forgotten who sang... Oh... Its the Parachute band and hillsongs united. And the speaker, mark conner? hahaha... ok i'm old... Damned. The atmosphere's good, the sermon was good and everything. Its my first time there.

Only thing is that they dun start with confession. Hmmm... Had my little confession time before i started singing the songs... The feelings all right after that. Heart prepared to praise god!

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Start of Engin Oweek 2008.

House: Anubis
OG: Ashanti (A minotaur)

Day 0 was basically mascot and identity making. Reached schol at 1230 to meet wenhao for lunch. He din manage to wait for the ppl since everyone reached only at 3. I left for home to drive my family to grandma house. Catching up with the old folks and my uncles was not bad. After that i drove to school. So nice to be driving.

Day1 is today and i'm quite worn out. Firstly in the morning, greg and yiling were settling the admin stuff. So Eddi started icebreakers and i joined too. It was only a while before we started to teach cheers. Hahah. Good thing half of oyster is with us. Namely, chongren, royden, tengjin, cai kwan and chun kit. Leona, shu yi, sean and john were in another. Oh well, we're in the same house nevertheless. Almost lost my voice when i was teaching cheers. Den we had some practises and we went on cheering from then on.

Mass dance was the best for me. Cos the dance looks nice when its done properly and i tried my best to remember everything. Haha... Ok... I remember quite a lot le. I shall youtube it again later. Anyway, eddi danced as the girl... Haha..

After that was station games and it lasted till evening. Den talks and everything. Shag day indeed.....

Oh well... Hope monday's gonna be fun! We're staying over for flag anyway.

Oh yea... Church and FOP tml.... Hope they'll be great!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

A boring but quite a fruitful day


Firstly. i woke up to my usual untidy room which has been bugging me for quite long. Guess i should take some time off to do something about it.

Before

After

Ok. Basically i cleared my sec school, jc and year 1 stuffs. Tons. So my room is back to its empty state where it look smuch simpler. Nice. Took me the whole morning. See the diff in lightings.

After that, i got bit bored. And the picture on my blog was too big till it sort of mask the white words. Time for a change i guess. Been wanting to give it a newer look. So by trial and error, i did a collage, did somethings to the template and added a verses corner. Hmmm. Not that different, but at least some things are new. Took me quite long too. Luckily i took programming before. Can play with html a bit.

Went over to Sun plaza to collect my jacket from dry washing. LOL..

wee!!! Fireworks tics are here too!

Miracle....

Its such a surprise. A file which was saved but lost in the process appear in my documents folder just now. Its very important to me. Memory. Thank god for the delight.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Walk in the light

Ok. I don't know how the title of this entry came into my mind suddenly. Oh well. Guess its cause george was like saying we're going to spend nights in school during the seventh month. My reply?

[AGM] *khengsoon*.. When you found that special someone, the emptyness just kinda drifts away... says:
dun care
[AGM] *khengsoon*.. When you found that special someone, the emptyness just kinda drifts away... says:
i not scared either

Ya.. Guess i'm becoming a bit like daniel? Hmmm. My faith shall be strong.

God is bigger than the boogieman!!!

Ok... I just escaping all responsibilities from oweek. Seriously i'm rather tired from the camps. Escaped being house head, now a calamity of being OGL. Thats how much i don't want the position.

Had squash today. It was good squash. Court was good. Saw my friends from team NUS again. They're having training. Ya. So i continued a while playing in their court time. They're good. Oh well. Thats a fact. Hopefully i can be as good one day. My knees are creaking a bit. Still ok. Haha.. No air con tonight. totally~

I lost in the bidding of DSC2006 and MNO1001. God pls light my way. Bit lost now.

Great day today in short.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Ok.. I’m a bit bored here. I’m in Rulang Primary School to register my cousin for P1 enrolment. 81 places left in this so called “phase 2c”. Ok. Some background story.

My uncle is a near blind masseuse. Ok. He’s blind. His wife? Yep. She’s also blind (fully). Luckily it’s all not due to inheritance. They had their fair share of sickness which results in their dire condition. Ok. Dire is an overstatement. Anyway, they have their granny and grandpa to take care of them. So its still ok la. She’s learning ballroom dancing and they younger boy’s fascinated with basketball. Oh great. Something that I can’t really play competitively.

Hmmm, our queue number is 127. And it just reached 117. Good thing is that the hall is air conditioned! How good is that? Schools nowadays have air conditioned halls. Halls of our time, are hot, stuffy and all that tends towards a perspiring body.

Ok. Back to my cousin. She’s in K2 now. Cute. I adore her to the core. Just waiting for a chance to bring her out to spoil her. =P

110+ liao. Gonna be my turn. Haha. Hopefully it ends by 11 or 12 so I can reach school. Bidding later!!!
Ok.... I swam quite a bit today... Hahah... Oh well.. This might sound crazy, but yea, i was talking to god while swimming. Guess its the only way to concentrate and not be distracted. The activity, gives me my private space with him while keep myself busy.

Bidding was fun today.. Or rather watching the market was. Some buggers just like to inflat the market. Darn! Bidding for BSP1004, DSC2006,MNO1001... These are the none cores... Spending my points like hell! Hahha.. Luckily it all comes from my P account.

Found out that we cannot take more than 60 MCs worth of level 1000 mods. Bummer.. That causes louelle quite a few probs... Well... Hopefully she gets it cleared today??? Hahhaa.. Its morning now..

I've almost half the christian songs louelle sent me... Hahaha... Tell the world playing now..

Monday, July 28, 2008

Attitudes....

Faith is the proper attitude of a believer.

Hope is the attitude bestowed by god.

Love is the attitude of the community.

Grace Is the attitude towards others.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

The Wedding Singer...

Some really nice quotes...

"I think we know that when we all fall in love, the emptiness kinda drifts away because you find something to live for... Each other..."

"You know when you wake up every morning, you just wanna see someone.. And all you can think of is just that one person..."

"All i'm saying, is all i really want, is for someone to hold me, and tell me that everything is gonna be alright."
Hydra Councilor outing/ Leo & Felicia's bdae!!!

Its on thursday when we had the outing. Haha... Late updating.

Ok. We played badminton in the afternoon from 2 onwards. Was supposed to go to SRC to play. Then i realised the courts are all fully booked and i could only book 1. Crap... Should have done it earlier... hahaha... Forgot. Ginnie booked the court for 2 hours. However, due to the fact that the sports complex being quite deserted, we just continued playing and hijacked a few courts. No one bothered, so we just carried on playing. The only bad thing? There's wind in the complex. Bummer. Oh well, i can still play badz!!! Haha...

After that was some photo taking before we move out to holland v..

Yea... The cameras are all left on cars and put on timer. Hahhaa... Oh well, the pics are still nice... Haa!
After that was my first time to sushi tei. Hmmm... Quite ex but not bad... Haha... Somehow i like buffet better. Can eat till hearts content. Hahaha... But yea... Wenhao, george, eddi and me went for dessert before going into the restaurant. Ching tng!!! George went to buy cakes for felicia and leo after that.

It's a sports/nicedinner/bdaecelebration outing. Nice...

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Till now... Feelings...



Saw wenhao's blog and thought that i should do an entry on my feelings up till now.



These 3 months, a long awaited holiday indeed. Time of my NUS life. 5 camps down.



True to what wenhao had said, old ties are been strengthened through countless get togethers and ... new bonds being formed.



My first new bonding was with the engin camp com. We went through lots together to get the camp up and i'm really glad that everyone enjoyed it. Paiseh to the freshies due to the gender ratio. We did our best. The only regrettable thing is that i din get much chance to join oyster in all the crazy stuff. However, i did my best to join them, cause i'm the chief councilor and i'm no gamemaster! Hahaha.. During this thing, its where me and eddi got to work quite a bit together and yea, its damn nice. Though its always saikang which he asked me to help with. =D Well, what are friends for?



Oyster's the first batch of freshies who i got to noe of, cos they're under my naga's care. I love them the most actually. They might not be that crazy, bit passive, but they're really really nice people. We just had a potluck dinner in school outside clubroom. Damn simple, but it was damn nice. Everyone brought food, some made themselves (see the effort they put in?). What did we do? We ate, had fun in fellowship. Thoughs its a long table, 10+ people, we bonded well. I had my chance finally to distinguish chongren and royden. LOL. They looked a bit same. Oh well, my problem.. Hahhaa.. We had it of camwhoring, we couldn't even finish our food la. What's the best thing? Eddi, wenhao, kinloong and sara was there. Chonghweewas busy with lingjie and azelia... LOL... This is the kind of friendship i'm looking for. And i thank god for my naga clique, as well as oyster as my freshies. Dear god, in the midst of all your works, i'm so glad that you blessed me with them, last year, this year. Thanks to wenhao (OGL) who did such a good job bonding oyster.



Besides the camp com, oyster and naga, since i have nothing to hide, i'm grateful to you for someone else. She knows you in the same way as i know you. Whatever happens, i just wish everything will work out.



Coming to my next camp. God its the noisiest og ever. That's hydra. Imported from mussels. LOL. Can't believe them. We as councilors din even needa do a thing. I was too tired to do anything and was too busy thinking of something else. Joined the activities, but became a low profile person. Nevertheless, they all know me, as i was in the camp com for engin camp. Oh these group, i admit, they're really nice people who are direct opposite to oyster. LOL. Sometimes i wonder if they're crazy. Not to mention their huge inertia to move. They really dun move until you push them.LOL. These bunch of people is the most siao on freshie i guess. Well, we as councilors are quite siao on to crash so many camps. Guess with us, the freshies also become like us ba... Hahaha.. Though siao siao, they can be quite nice to talk too when they quiet down. I mean if it comes to serious matters. Guess thats good? Hydra <3>

The next camp is union camp. Din feel very welcomed but who cares?! Kinloong is there! Haha.. We were crashies la... So we all just bunked in in KL's. First crashing and its really good la. Din manage to join raptors much but got to know a few councilors. Kim is one... Squid, er... WTH. We had fun, highlight was the slumber party!. Hahaha... Have lotsa fun in PJs.


After that straight away was MSE camp. Short and sweet. Got to know some other mse ppl too.


Chess is where i got my new hair and jacket. Enjoyed the company of eddie, KL, wenhao once again. We're quite inseparable now. LOL. Of cos not the forget the show face queen louelle who finally managed to finish crashing a camp. Not bad. Still have summer lessons somemore. Been to DXO before with in a battalion event. So dun really count as clubbed before? Chess finally was my virgin clubbing experience. Truely, its the company that matters. I won't have enjoyed it if everyone wasn't there.
Yea... Next up will be oweek le... But there still some time. I'm missing the companion of my friends now. Going out tml!!! yay! oh... Swam my emo away yesterday... 2.5km. Non stop.. Good i'm crazy.
真心话..

The issue here is time, and many other factors that ain't under my control. I have no choice but to wait.

I will wait..

Monday, July 21, 2008

Question....

I have a pressing question deep in my heart and i cant ask it.

Its so hard that i can't seem to voice is out...

Hmmm.... Really wish i can have the answer....

I really dunno...

Friday, July 18, 2008

5 Camps down....

The 5 camps?? Basically Engin, CAC, Union, MSE and Chess...

These camps are officially over now and whats left is oweek and a void to fill. A huge inertia to move forward towards the coming semester. Though i din go overseas, i'm having the time if my life. My NUS life!

There are many things which have been running through my mind, much thought put in and most of them jumbled up.

I so glad that i have such a good company of friends around me. Eddie, wenhao, Kinloong... All who had been there. Just happened, is me getting this haircut and my jacket. LOL.. They are all like bent to give me a makeover.. Though not totally but it changed me quite a lot i guess?

So many things i wanna say, so much thing i can't voice out. Wenhao, eddie, kinloong, i have something to tell you all. Hmmm... Its really true. And i cant help it.

"I have something serious to tell you."

".............................................................."

Sunday, July 13, 2008

CAC camp...

ok day by day k... slowly update.

With Kinloong as the KC, i was free to do anything, including slacking... Ok.. let me see what happened...

Day 0

Day 0 was on a sunday... The day we completed our engin night cycling... Cool hur... Haha.. Told by KL to reach at 6 to let us sleep more whle he handle the admin stuff.. How cool of him!!! Haha... ok... we fixed up our flag, made nametags and everything... Made one for her too.. LOL. Though all she did was show face.. Haha... Better than nothing hur?? Haha.. Realised we missed out KL's, so he got a ultra big one!!! 5 times our size??? hahaa... slept in club room...

Day 1

Ok.. We waited in central for the freshies in the morning. Due to the fact that they're all imported from Azul mussels, we din have to do much! Haha... They ran their own camp... Though their inertia is really huge all the times.. We had chance to slack la... Went to crash her lect. After that, Sara, kenneth, tony, wenhao and me etc etc went tau huey break.. haha... NUS hunt started... Den SP...

Day 2

War games, cluedo and fright night today... As per usual, we slacked through the whole of cluedo... Playing Bang... After that we had to prepare for fright night... The ghost?? Me, felicia, ginnie, sara and yiling... and of cos eddi la... haha... who took over me... wenhao and kenneth were the dry riser ghost... i became the toilet slam do ghost after 5 pairs... hahaa.. den become walkers and then station master for a while... haha... fun night but it all ended quite late.. cos other stations end later.. We were the first station...

Day 3

External hunt... Self explanatory... Den came back to school for SP... Where we saw BCM.. For more info, look at wenhao's blog... He's obssessed...

Day 4

Sentosa!!! Luckily i'm like low profile... Not dunked... But dunking.. Hahaha.. Had alliances, all.... Had fun, crazy moments... Sentosa is lidat ba... Haha.. Same old... Me and tony din wanna get tan lines... So we were topless... Not bad...

After that was finale night at mariners at outram park... 4 course meal, nice and simple... Had chicken which is cheesy... Nice!!! After that was otot where we went to orchard... We were in a disarray of zipais and yea, crazy... Some pooled, movied and the morale of the story was, we splitted. Some went back to fongseng to eat after pool while some movied la.

Day 5

Loudest OG!!!!! Thats what we got la... haha... Zipai again and then swenson for lunch!!! Hahaa... Yea...

CAC was the craziest!!!!

Friday, July 11, 2008

ENGIN Camp 2008

Ok... My blog is seriously under updated... Been a series of event and i either too busy or too lazy before to blog about. Nevertheless... Pictures speaks a thousand words.

First on the list. ENGIN CAMP 2008.

Position: Chief Councilor.

First day. Registration and telematches.

Ok.. Just realised i was too busy to take pics throughout the camp except for finale night. As CC, first day was the most hectic for me cause i had to keep gathering OGLs and Househeads to brief them on administration stuffs and at the same time carry out the programmes with mingquan.

Day 1
Morning was ok as we were all gathered outside MPSH 6 in SRC. A loudhailer does the job pretty well. As the registration continued, the camp grew to became a manly camp. Nevertheless, its not really ALL guys, we had some pretty girls, freshies and councilors. After lunch was the telematches... Everything went as planned in my view?? Hahhaa... Should be la hur... The crowd grew rowdy from the morning with mass games and telematch was the start of the HAHA tasks... I kena one.. Oh well... Was really busy by evening time. My batt went from 100% to 0%. Couldn't really contact my councilors. Anyway, by all means, i managed to charge a bit and gave sebas and karin their help for SP night. Can see they very stressed. Hahhaa... In the end, a bit of waiting time here and there but all's great! oh yea... i tot i lost my fone, but realised i left it in george's room.. haha!!! blur me....

Day 2
lets see whats on second day... *ponders*
ok.. sentosa... as usual... sentosa was thump all haha cards day for the camp com!!! hahaa... i got my fair bit of share too from my fellow camp com. Thanks.. being the CC is great. Cos i din have any station to master. I was free to join my OG Oyster!!! hahaa... And thats when i really have the time to join and get to know them. Damn fun people!

After morning beach games was the round island games... With the title of CC as amulet, i walked around with both ryans and sara. See see look look... Hahaha... Interesting stuff... Oh... Yimin and xinxian brought hammocks la!!! Amazing... The day ended with BBQ in the Engin pavilion... Everyone had to bid for their food with the points they accumulated... Hahhaa... Azul was the king of bidding la!!! Always making the right choices!!! SP was afterwards..... Oh yea... I became gay pals in replacement for li shan and louelle... LOL...

Day 3
Its pool games day in short. And fright night... As a ghost, we had to prepare for fright night so i missed the drag queen pageant??? Heng ba... Hahaha... Was busy ferrying ppl with chi yuan as my vehicle com... haha... The van was seriously chui... Now i think my van is better la. And it was raining.. Omg... Hahhaa... Anyway, fright night's damn fun and i was damn busy la... Cos i was the "headmaster" and i regulate the flow of freshies... Hmmm... Sounds like being the station master for the whole house while being a ghost myself. Anyway, we managed to finish at bout 3am which is quite good??? Rest for camp com on day 4!!! Sry louelle!! Hahaa.. No rest for you!

Day 4
Its the external hunt!!! I was sleeping. Had to wake up eventually to set up for the finale night in KR hall... Did shopping and everything. Finale.... was great.. Took lotsa pics!!! Thanks to mingquan also... -.-"

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

random msgs......


[AGM] *khengsoon*.... ?????? ??????Squashified.... POWER and Tactics... Naga !! Shrek!! ENGIN CAMP 2008!! "you din't just do that!! says:
was just contemplating whether to cycle from home to nus

[AGM] *khengsoon*.... ?????? ??????Squashified.... POWER and Tactics... Naga !! Shrek!! ENGIN CAMP 2008!! "you din't just do that!! says:
den to ecp

[AGM] *khengsoon*.... ?????? ??????Squashified.... POWER and Tactics... Naga !! Shrek!! ENGIN CAMP 2008!! "you din't just do that!! says:
den home

[AGM] *khengsoon*.... ?????? ??????Squashified.... POWER and Tactics... Naga !! Shrek!! ENGIN CAMP 2008!! "you din't just do that!! says:
hmmm

†louelle says:
siao!

†louelle says:
insane

†louelle says:
craazy

†louelle says:
nuts

†louelle says:
disillusioned

[AGM] *khengsoon*.... ?????? ??????Squashified.... POWER and Tactics... Naga !! Shrek!! ENGIN CAMP 2008!! "you din't just do that!! says:
er

[AGM] *khengsoon*.... ?????? ??????Squashified.... POWER and Tactics... Naga !! Shrek!! ENGIN CAMP 2008!! "you din't just do that!! says:
that was proposed by my friend i biked with today

†louelle says:
mentally disordered, of unsound mind, certifiable; psychotic, schizophrenic; mad, deranged, demented, out of one's mind, non compos mentis, unhinged, unbalanced, unstable, disturbed, crazed; informal crazy, (stark) raving mad, not all there,bushed, bonkers, cracked, psycho, batty, cuckoo, loony, loopy, loco, nuts, screwy, bananas, crackers, wacko, off one's rocker, out of one's tree, around the bend, mad as a hatter, buggy

†louelle says:
HAHA!


morale of the story? Amazing thesaurus.
ok.... just woke up.... *a bit blur blur*

best squash of this few months or even years... guess its cos i have been playing frequently recently... so tempted to play today..

think its cos of the venue ba. played in school yesterday... courts are all well maintained.. bright and none dusty. feeling diff.

anyway, there's a chance tml. before or after i make my cac camp's mascot.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Engin Camp Com 2008 outing

Yep... Camp's over and i'm a bit sad... Nevertheless, an end of a hectic period of time.

Just had our camp com outing today!!

Dim sum buffet at hotel miramar, k-ster in chinatown smith street (if i got it right) and movies at PS.....

Really had a good time...

恋人未满 was the song of the day for a few of us. Hmmm...

*Lots to say* can't put into words.

Anyway, its really great today! KUDOS to george!!!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Councilor Pre Camp Over!!!!!

Before the pre camp, everyone was like, "khengsoon, this is gonna be your show liao." Haha... Quite a lot to do i agree man. But no stress no stress. And now i'm as chao da as i can be and the camp hasn't started yet. Haaa.
The pre camp started on sunday for me. Had to sleepover school so i can wake up later. In the end, mahjong and late night supper took place as usual. Why? Dunno. Maybe thats how it goes when a group of NUS students comes together.

First day was virgin run. Took attendance and everything. Used to be very ganjiong before any great stuff happening. But the army training gave me the training and yea, relax bro.

Day by day goes by, leading councilors, taking attendance, shifting and grouping, being gamemaster and even joining in the games with my councilors. Time of my life this year. Truely. Especially when i saw naga, love it to the core.
Icebreakers, war games, sentosa, round island, pool games, fright night and finally city hunt(where i got to sleep), really shagging by i don't regret it. Enjoying every part of it. Only bad point is i dun get to be very close to any of the OGs, but i'm sure Naga will include me all the time, right Naga?

In the dry runs, i can safely say i'm the most experienced(on the ground) person. Tau pok, kena pour soup water, dunked in the sea, got them all. =P

Wasn't really sure if i was ready for the camp. After this pre camp, i'm sure i'm ready.


ENGIN CAMP ROX!!

All these fun comes with a price too, thats a sleep debt which i paid yesterday, brain dead.

Went to cycle myself today. Mainly cos i noticed that the tires were gonna go out of air. Gotta pump. Went yishun for a round, went YTSS...


Long jungle trail before the beach......

Sembawang beach.... Finally... Where's my ice cream?

Me and my bike.....


Gate way to heaven.....


This place is Montreal green... A HDB cluster somewhere near my cluster. Its so nice there. Playgrounds huge which all the structures you see. Imagine waking up and seeing the view outside your window. Nice.

Ok!! Nice cycling... Gonna cycle more after the camps. No forgetting squash!

Engin Camp Chief Councilor out.



Sunday, June 08, 2008

Engin Camp Briefing

Today's pre camp briefing was a success. At least to me it was a success. There were bout 40 councilors.... And 35+ freshies. Together with MC members, we made a crowd of 4 OGs bout 15 each.

Slotting Camp com members in every "OGs", we started icebreaker games shortly after Sara's briefing. In minutes, everyone were introducing themselves and by 30 minutes, actions and forfeits stepped in. It was fun. Everyone was so ONez!!!

Not being part of any group, i walked around making sure everything was all right. Yea.. Camp com members were zai. So nothing much to worry bout.

After the thing, we had filming which lasted quite long. Oh well.... Looking for to Pre camp!!!

Friday, June 06, 2008

Conversational Crap.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.

Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.

Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.

Waiter : 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer : 'What other colors do you have?'

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.

Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?'
David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.

Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : 'Brotherly love'.

Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.

Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.

Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'

Teacher : 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in is hand.'

Great Stuff hur!!!! Hahaha. Destress for the day!!!